Whore
2026-04-12 02:20 UTC
Replies (11)
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@sundray@lemmus.org 2026-04-12 03:07
I would never trade my virtue for mere pasta. There’d better be some fuckin’ garlic bread or focaccia on the table, too!
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@zerobot@lemmy.wtf 2026-04-12 13:44
the most ancient profession in italy
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@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2026-04-12 18:23
my cat doesn't exchange sex, she exchanges pets and cuddles for treats and we call her a treatstitute when she's getting really beggy.
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@TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-13 10:01
To a Pastafari this is a religious act. Our heaven is filled with beer and pastatutes. Our hell too, but the beer is past it's expiration date and the pastatutes have STD's.
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@Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-12 08:50
I hustle my skills at recovering furniture. I'm an upholstwhore.
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@MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 2026-04-12 02:31
Your mom is weird.
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@Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2026-04-12 06:51
Pasta is love so it was a fair exchange.
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@jaybone@lemmy.zip 2026-04-12 06:52
Oh, I’m not in /c/dadjokes
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@uuj8za@piefed.social 2026-04-12 04:41
Penne pasta _laughs in Spanish_
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@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2026-04-12 07:10
Even worse, she is a...dad.
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@WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2026-04-12 08:42
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjzCk8KSuCs