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Here's a headline I never expected to read: > [World’s oldest tortoise caught in viral crypto death scam](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/02/worlds-oldest-tortoise-crypto-death-scam) Tl;dr A whole load of media outlets believed an X account asking for crypto donations which claimed to be Jonathan the 194 year old tortoise's vet. Jonathan was found safely asleep under a tree in the governor's paddock.