Post #1355617
2026-01-29 19:00 UTC
Replies (5)
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@SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2026-01-29 20:11
The cult is about Musk, not Tesla. If they lose Musk, the stans will leave and it's a $15 stock, maybe.
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@dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 2026-01-29 23:48
Can you imagine the sales bump from the positive PR if they had given 500 random strangers a million dollars instead of giving it to Elon? Absolute worst case they would have sold roughly 499 more cars.
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@UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 2026-01-29 20:30
It wouldn't though because the only reason Tesla isn't trading at 1/100th the current price is because of Musk. It isn't a company that makes cars, its a company that makes bullshit stock value, and its really good at that.
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@CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2026-01-30 01:15
Wasn‘t the trillion dollar bonus tied to Tesla stocks hitting a ridiculous, record breaking high that they will never reach? I believe that whole thing was a stunt.
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@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2026-01-29 21:34
Only one way to find out. Let's start a lottery.