@NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org
Do you speak my language?
2026-04-18 14:48 UTC
Replies (8)
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@betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2026-04-18 16:49
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
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@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2026-04-19 02:14
Did you just combine two of my favorite movies of all time! You are the hero I deserve!
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@FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2026-04-18 17:44
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!" "°^¥℅ÆÂç?" *armed guard shoots alien in the head Later: "Does my lab look like dead Xeno storage to you?"
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@X@piefed.world 2026-04-18 17:23
✋😥🤚 w-what, I–
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@jobbies@lemmy.zip 2026-04-18 20:41
MY NAME IS KAREN HABLAS INGLES? YOU NEED TO LEARN ENGLISH IF YOU WANT TO COME HERE!!
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@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-18 16:46
Sorry I do not speak your language. These few sentences help me explain to you that I do not possess the current knowledge to speak or understand English. Again, I am so sorry, and hope that this does not sully the image you have of me. Please don’t ask me any follow up questions, because I will only be able to respond with a “eh…”, with an uneasy smile. Truly a pleasure.
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@TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 2026-04-18 19:48
Everyone quoting Sam these days.
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@TachyonTele@piefed.social 2026-04-18 15:19
[But you, you speakin my language](https://youtu.be/-xWsRASLaWE)