@fishidwardrobe@social.tchncs.de
Post #1353606
2025-02-07 12:59 UTC
#microfiction
"A lot of you on earth appear to be submitting requests for help written by one of your 'AI' programs. If you want to do this, you don't have to submit the request at all! Just roll one of your six-sided dice and refer to the following table for the answer:
1: that doesn't make sense.
2: no.
3: please provide more information.
4: I understand, but that wouldn't help him.
5: we'd need a genetic scan of your grandparents.
6: roll again twice.
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@fishidwardrobe@social.tchncs.de 2025-02-07 17:44
#microfiction "We have been asked what will happen to the leaders that fail the psychopathy test. They will be quite safe in a giant space habitat we're building — fed, cared for and left to boss each other around as much as they like. One of our Earth advisors told us about something called 'luxury space communism' and we liked the idea so much we're building a second habitat! If you'd like to come just let us know. Do say if you want the habitat with the psychopaths or the one without."