Post #1342246
2026-04-04 14:52 UTC
@JorisMeys some #dadjokes from my collection:
I don’t make jokes about lazy people…
They never work
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, I saw all the signs.
When two vegans get into an argument, is it still called a beef?
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
Me: I’d like a book about Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
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@elnecesario@mastodon.social 2026-04-04 14:53
@JorisMeys and some more #dadjokes Why did the man didn’t find his map? Because he lost the map Two guys walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would duck. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.