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Post #1331358

2026-03-20 18:42 UTC

What are the theological implications of there being pregnant people in the afterlife?

Replies (6)

  • @CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 20:48

    _Zeus has entered the chat_

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  • @BillCheddar@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 21:30

    Why wouldn't there be preggos in heaven? You think God raped Mary and then stopped raping? Think like Mariska Hargitay for a minute.

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  • Look, angels do have junk, ok??? God.

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  • @T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2026-03-20 19:07

    They got knocked up while up or down there?

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  • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2026-03-20 19:04

    They are not in the good place?

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  • @SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-03-20 22:25

    Well, assuming there are pregnant people in the afterlife, regardless of how they got there, would mean: 1) a baby can be born there Or 2) a baby cannot be born there If a baby cannot be born there... lmao... If a baby *can* be born there, then that means that wherever/whatever the afterlife is, it can self sustain. If it can self sustain, it either grows bigger/more populous OR it isn't the final destination, as it were. Both are hilarious to imagine. Never ending growth of immortals is fucking insane and makes a fun sci-fi (faith-fi?) thought experiment or story; not being the final destination is similarly fascinating, either would be fun late night campfire topics.

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