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2026-04-04 18:36 UTC
Replies (14)
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@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-04 19:03
Okay, I'm pretty sure this is satire, but see rule 6 regarding if it's real. Otherwise, mark it as satire. Sorry if that ruins the joke, but in these times, it's the way it is. Anyone can help prove it's real (if it's real). *Everyone has an hour to mark as satire or archived link to the real deal.
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@mech@feddit.org 2026-04-04 18:41
Did Walter Reed consent?
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@Soulphite@reddthat.com 2026-04-04 18:54
If his heart attacked him, secret service ought to attack his heart! Get him, boys! Zero tolerance!
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@BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 12:22
There's no way he would thank people.
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@shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-04 19:07
Take my energy little blood clot
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@nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 2026-04-04 19:30
Guy looks oily, he should be careful not to get invaded by the us.
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@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2026-04-04 19:28
We will never be this lucky.
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@switcheroo@lemmy.world 2026-04-04 21:18
I hope not. Clots and prayers over here! Clots and prayers.
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@Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 12:50
Oh, it must be bad this time if this is a real quote
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@SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 2026-04-04 19:08
I think, another 10 minutes and it's ready, prepare the table.
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@Etterra@discuss.online 2026-04-05 11:18
Look at those bloodshot eyes and rejoice. May his stay be transitory rather than temporary.
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@TwilitSky@lemmy.world 2026-04-04 20:52
He would totally post something like this out of the blue with zero context. He's THAT kind of messed up.
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@melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2026-04-05 12:56
Is that hellfire burning behind his eyes?
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@thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-04 20:38
🤞