Post #1270529
2026-01-12 18:22 UTC
But not two disabled people. Alas, this bench discriminates.
Replies (6)
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@anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-12 20:19
Unless it’s the wheelchair user dual wielding.
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@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2026-01-12 20:32
Maybe it’s intended to let a homeless person give two handjobs at once. Did you ever think of that?
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@FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2026-01-12 22:39
Three wheelchair users could give double-handjobs to two seated men. So the bench design still has you beat. It’s IMPECCABLE (im-pecker-ble), no slander that you level at this piece of ingenious public infrastructure will ever stick.
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@SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2026-01-12 23:27
INSTALL THE PIT OF GENDER NEUTRAL HANDJOBS!
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@CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2026-01-13 05:50
Mentally disabled, or physically?
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@HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-01-13 23:10
Bro that’s so ableist, getting jerked off by two people with Parkinson’s is a thing. We call it double foxing.