Post #1270475
2026-01-11 11:53 UTC
Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.
Replies (4)
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@ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 2026-01-11 12:00
“Surely they’re not missing, you’ve found them”.
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@BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2026-01-11 16:07
The other day, someone posted “I have 3 cats that roam my garden for food and cuddles. I don’t have a cat.” And I posted “Yes you do, you have 3 cats, that’s how cat ownership works.” Some people can’t see what’s directly in front of their faces.
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@JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2026-01-12 03:10
You can fit both the socks and the missing women’s drivers’ licenses. Unless you’re really into collecting socks.
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@Oppopity@lemmy.ml 2026-01-12 03:56
The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.