Post #1269320
2026-01-09 14:17 UTC
“Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!”
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@humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2026-01-09 23:31
Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.