@GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone
I was born to be a rule
2026-04-17 16:19 UTC
Replies (36)
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@TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-17 16:22
Well…
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@hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-17 16:39
I was born to be a bi lesbian wedding duck couple. Phone keyboard has some ideas
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@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 17:17
I was born to be a good person and I was just wondering if you were going to be able to get a new one of the kids and I will be there in about 10 minutes … Huh.
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@birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-17 17:27
Mine says “” (I disabled predictive text)
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@python@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 17:29
My phone knows how much I love dividing numbers
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@ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 2026-04-17 17:30
Hmm
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@Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-17 17:33
I was born to be a cigarette.
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@Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 2026-04-17 17:53
I was born to be a little bit of a good boy I’ll take it.
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@lena@gregtech.eu 2026-04-17 18:19
I was born to be a good idea what the government to get a stipend this is an option to get a stipend this is an option to get my family and 6 hours by bus for 12 hours in one day with a car with a car – my keyboard suggestions
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@Quokka@quokk.au 2026-04-17 18:33
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@RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2026-04-17 18:59
I was born to be a… I dunno, I turn off suggestions because I kept hitting them by mistake.
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@Jimbo@pawb.social 2026-04-17 19:12
Well would you look at that
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@flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-17 21:20
I was born to be a software layer in my own time in the mid-90s and now he has the most famous music video of all of them being demolished by a Russian oligarch who knows what (partners name) work is like and who knows what (partners name) work situation was like in 1990 when the world had been awake since the old days of digital workspace software layer …I gave up. Seems I narrowly avoided an infinite loop there
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@egrets@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 21:22
I was born to be a man and I was born to be a woman and I am a mother and I am not a woman I am a child and I am a father and I am a parent and I am a little bit of a mother and I am a little girl and I am a little boy and I am a little kid and I am a little baby and I am a little later than I am a little older than I am I am a little more mature than I was before I was born My phone’s as confused as I am.
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@Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-17 21:55
“I was born to be a great use of unethical platforms such as the us and the bat” Wtf? 😄
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@Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 2026-04-17 22:29
I was born to be a little late but I don’t know what to do Oh damn
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@callyral@pawb.social 2026-04-18 00:03
i was born to be a good person and i was a baller for the kids if you don’t want to see the irony in that you are asleep and not breathing and breathing and not sleeping 😴
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@Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2026-04-17 21:38
How do you get the little recommendation words? 🤔🤔🤔
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@Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2026-04-18 02:06
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@A7thStone@lemmy.world 2026-04-18 02:13
I was born to be a little work by Marion Barry.
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@SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-18 02:19
I was born to be a lot of fun I was born to be a regular taxi I was born to be a bit of background (I kinda got diminishing returns there :-/ )
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@Zangoose@lemmy.world 2026-04-18 02:20
I was born to be a jojo’s reference
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@I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2026-04-18 02:49
I was born to be a big girl 👧 and I was born in the same country as you and your family are invited to our house warming up the world. Apparently my phone believes that I am responsible for global warming.
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@Ziglin@lemmy.world 2026-04-17 20:14
I was born to be fair.
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@RmDebArc_5@piefed.zip 2026-04-17 22:45
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@caurvo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-17 22:48
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@callyral@pawb.social 2026-04-17 23:56
i was born to be a | programmer | lot | good |
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@Zagorath@quokk.au 2026-04-18 12:46
There are no good billionaires. Except for the trans good billionaires, obviously.
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@Rusty@lemmy.ca 2026-04-18 12:59
What the hell?
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@Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-18 19:09
I was born to have those recommendations turned off so I can think for myself.
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@AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-19 08:33
i was born to be a woman but now i’m just an old woman and my body has to stop me and i don’t wanna get pregnant and my heart can’t handle that so it’s a different world for sure lol
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@DeckPacker@piefed.social 2026-04-19 09:33
Well, that’s kind of disturbing
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@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2026-04-19 17:54
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@wdx@feddit.org 2026-04-22 12:24
I was born to be a friend of mine and the media attention wasn’t that much but maybe yakuake might be for you ah yes. surprised to see yakuake in the suggestion lmao
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@msspwn@lemmy.ml 2026-04-24 11:09
no ai training in my keyboard
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@XPost3000@lemmy.ml 2026-05-03 06:47
Now this I can get behind!