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2026-03-24 16:06 UTC

*Coming soon to a movie theatre near you. And every streaming service. And as an unskipable 3hr 30min ad on Youtube. And as part of the start-up routine of Windows 12.* **INT. FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE - DAY**                     **JOHN RAMBO** "Cap, these woke, gay immigrants want to stop generative AI. We have to stop them."                     **BATMAN** "Rambo's right, and these disabled lesbian Democrat voters will stop at nothing. They must be detained, processed and, where necessary - which is always - terminated."                     **INDIANA JONES** "Agreed, Batman. We absolutely have to protect our billionaires' wealth and their way of life. We've got might on our side. I know Hunt, McClane, and Reacher are in and, all the way from across the pond, so is Bond. And Harry Potter. But do we have Bourne and Skywalker?"                     **CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101 [AKA THE TERMINATOR]** "Affirmative. Both have answered the call! And we have Toretto and Blade."                     **HANNIBAL LECTER** "Wait. Toretto and Blade are both... un-white."

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