Post #1223355
2026-03-24 16:06 UTC
*Coming soon to a movie theatre near you. And every streaming service. And as an unskipable 3hr 30min ad on Youtube. And as part of the start-up routine of Windows 12.*
**INT. FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE - DAY**
**JOHN RAMBO**
"Cap, these woke, gay immigrants want to stop generative AI. We have to stop them."
**BATMAN**
"Rambo's right, and these disabled lesbian Democrat voters will stop at nothing. They must be detained, processed and, where necessary - which is always - terminated."
**INDIANA JONES**
"Agreed, Batman. We absolutely have to protect our billionaires' wealth and their way of life. We've got might on our side. I know Hunt, McClane, and Reacher are in and, all the way from across the pond, so is Bond. And Harry Potter. But do we have Bourne and Skywalker?"
**CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101 [AKA THE TERMINATOR]**
"Affirmative. Both have answered the call! And we have Toretto and Blade."
**HANNIBAL LECTER**
"Wait. Toretto and Blade are both... un-white."
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