Post #1220440
2026-04-07 02:58 UTC
Sometimes staying up late is a blessing because I just witnessed the astronauts’ call with Trump and I am dying
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@DrinkyBird@mastodon.org.uk 2026-04-07 02:59
Starts off strong by pronouncing one of their names wrong. Rambles on with the depth and understanding of someone who just learnt the moon exists 5 minutes ago. Brags about his connections and how he has the ability to shut down NASA. Asks questions that would sound good coming from a 5 year old. Confuses them so much there’s a solid 2 minutes of awkward silence. What an experience, truly.