@ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world
I never see them because they aren't legally allowed on the road.
2026-02-22 19:58 UTC
Replies (24)
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@IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 2026-02-22 20:07
I’ve seen one many times driving to work, or home from family visits (on the same road) and I always make sure they see my finger flying out the window. The last time I saw them, they were having an argument, and I choose to believe they were arguing over something to the tune of: “I HATE RIDING IN THIS THING, WE ALWAYS GET FLIPPED OFF” “IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU, IT WAS A GREAT INVESTMENT” Even if that’s not it, seeing people be miserable in a cybercuck makes me happy on the inside.
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@expatriado@lemmy.world 2026-02-22 20:18
not true, i saw an oldish lady all alone
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@LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2026-02-22 20:21
Owning a cybertruck is an indication the driver is a Nazi. It was always an indicator of very poor taste, but now it marks you as a Nazi. Don’t bother trying to change my mind. I know it, my cat knows it, the mould in that tupperware I keep putting off opening in the far reaches of my fridge knows it. No excuses now, and no bumper stickers will dissuade me. It’s been long enough, sell the thing or start sieg heiling.
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@taiyang@lemmy.world 2026-02-22 20:35
I’m near SpaceX in CA and see plenty of men in them because SpaceX purchased a bunch for company cars when Tesla couldn’t sell them. Also it’s really weird to see like, 8 of them in one place.
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@BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2026-02-22 20:36
There is only one in my city and it’s parked in a church parking lot every Sunday.
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@HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-02-22 21:05
The other night i rallied a group of also drunk strangers outside a bar i just left to berrate a douche bag in a cyber truck until he left. It’s always one guy alone
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@IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2026-02-22 22:10
These people don’t seem to get that if you’re buying pretty much anything for yourself, you aren’t winning.
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@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-22 22:27
It’s a mobile version of a man cave - a schmuck truck.
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@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-22 22:45
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@SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2026-02-22 23:13
IncEl Camino
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@RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2026-02-23 00:06
A whole family driving any truck would be difficult since there’s only room for one person on the drivers seat.
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@AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 01:01
Of course not. What kind of man would want to see his family burned with him in a fiery death trap?
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@FishFace@piefed.social 2026-02-23 09:23
Have you read or watched a review of the cybertruck? I have, it did not say it was shit. In fact the main reason I watched was to see whether they addressed the elephant in the room of how it looks like a stretch dumpster. They did not. The hard-line anti-cybertruck stuff is absolutely not universal, same as the anti-musk stuff.
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@dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-23 14:00
Sadly this doesn’t hold true for red states. I’ve seen multiple people putting their children at risk by ferrying them around in a vehicle that makes the Ford Pinto look safe.
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@ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 14:27
Every cybertruck I see where I live has some company logo or wrap on it. It’s great advertising – it lets me know never to hire that company for anything. The most hilarious one is for a company that does waterproofing. Like yes, I’m going to hire a waterproofing company that just spent $100K on a vehicle that can’t go through a car wash.
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@inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 14:46
Let’s not pretend that this is a unique issue with cybertrucks. Every day at work it’s nothing but single dudes riding their pavement princesses. My Model 3 has seen more family time and off-roading time than these things.
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@tetris11@feddit.uk 2026-02-23 14:49
PS2 Toy Story game was also pretty amazing
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@TomMasz@piefed.social 2026-02-23 15:18
I never thought about this before, but it’s true in my experience.
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@Reygle@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 15:28
This weekend I saw a “wrapped” yellow ClusterTruck parked at a local funeral home. I’ve never wanted to be THAT disrespectful before.
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@Inucune@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 15:30
Maybe I can get one cheap/busted to pull the drivetrain out for a project car…
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@grumpusbumpus@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 17:09
Everyone gets lost talking about this thing. Purchasing and driving a poorly-engineered or aesthetically-questionable vehicle isn’t the primary problem. That’s not unique. There have always been shitty vehicles. People who drive these gave $80,000 to empower the Nazis. The fact that they’re shitboxes just underscores that conspicuous consumption and the support and affiliation for and with Fascism are the entire point.
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@Fedizen@lemmy.world 2026-02-23 20:03
This is why most cybertruck drivers believe divorce and restraining orders should be illegal, and why it should be legal to hit their wives.
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@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-23 20:07
Ya know I’m aware they are basically the inbred cousin of the old Avalanche trucks that is to say an SUV with a slight bed but I feel like a single cab cyber truck would look better and be more functional.
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@peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2026-02-24 23:08
It was that way even when the cybertruck came out. Early tesla users, maybe, but we knew he was a weirdo cunt who came from apartheid money even then. You want an electric truck, get a rivian. You wanna drive a nazi flag, get any type of tesla.