Mine would basically be white tiles
2026-04-16 01:21 UTC
Because I’m lazy af
Replies (4)
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@randomname@lemmy.org 2026-04-16 01:54
I once had a job interview for a friend’s company and they told me that their boss values that chart and how it would not look good that mine was empty… Because I wasn’t using GitHub… So I made a script in a private repo to postdate commits randomly for the past several years. Once I pushed it, it looked like I’d been working on private GitHub repos frequently. I guess the guy didn’t care as long as it had lots of green. I’ve also seen people make art with it, which I think is very funny
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@mrmaplebar@fedia.io 2026-04-16 02:52
Workplace theater comes to the shitter.
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-04-17 07:04
Ugh... I hate when the bathroom needs to be defragmented. It takes for-fucking-ever! 😩
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@rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-17 07:02
Finally an easy way to track the important jobs