@robcornelius@climatejustice.social
Post #1139970
2026-04-09 09:32 UTC
I have a cunning plan....
The UN should announce that it is going to award #Trump a special peace prize for graciously not obliterating #Iran. The prize is a 20 meter tall solid gold statue of Trump himself that will be worth 100s of millions of dollars just in the weight of the gold. They can throw in a few million or billion of his preferred #bribe #cryptocurrency too, why not. He is worth it after all.
There is one teeny tiny catch... The award ceremony will be held in #TheHague and Trump has to attend in person unless he doesn't get the prize.
He won't be able to resist and he will drag along all his minions too. A sort of try one get 500 free deal for #fascists and #terrorists
Replies (4)
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@capnthommo@c.im 2026-04-09 10:57
@robcornelius
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@joelh@infosec.exchange 2026-04-09 11:16
@robcornelius it’s a great plan to get the Netherlands “liberated”.
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@wordmark@mas.to 2026-04-10 20:45
@robcornelius it could actually work X-D
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@Jesticulated@mastodon.social 2026-04-12 12:49
@robcornelius This Scooby Do type stuff is ridiculous and exactly why it would work on him.