Post #1127665

2026-04-13 09:57 UTC

It is your solemn duty to rip smart glasses with microphones and/or cameras off a person&#39;s face and stomp them into a fine powder. https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/12/apple-reportedly-testing-four-designs-for-upcoming-smart-glasses/

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@zzt@mas.to 2026-04-13 10:30

@thankfulmachine I don’t know if I’m more angry that the best apple can do is make a shittier version of something facebook already did but shaped like something I don’t remember Tim Cook wearing, or that people will probably buy this crap because apple’s doing it

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@amoroso@oldbytes.space 2026-04-13 10:35

@thankfulmachine Remember when Google was nearly unanimously blasted for Google Glass? Good times.

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@jherazob@mastodon.ie 2026-04-13 10:38

@thankfulmachine The problem is that these days it's not easy to distinguish them at a glance, Google Glass were *easy* to spot, but these aren't Quick edit: Someone made an app to recognize when there's smart glasses nearby using their Bluetooth info: https://github.com/yjeanrenaud/yj_nearbyglasses

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@jmax@mastodon.social 2026-04-13 10:44

@thankfulmachine I love the displays, though. Why doesn't anyone make display-only glasses?

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