@ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world
Post #112608
2026-01-05 04:00 UTC
Replies (19)
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@TachyonTele@piefed.social 2026-01-05 04:30
From the article in [35] As Arseny explained: “I think if they want to know how King’s Hand tastes, they should bake it themselves and tell me. Somebody actually did that, so I have one testimonial; they baked it and they said it’s shit.” Shitpostception
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@nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 2026-01-05 05:16
Things got real weird during quarantine.
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@Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2026-01-05 07:45
lol wtf
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@Kolanaki@pawb.social 2026-01-05 09:34
It sounds good up until “stuffed with Greek salad.” Might be one of the few recipes where changing a crucial step would lead to a better outcome.
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@ogeist@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 10:09
Don’t let dreams be dreams!!!!!
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@HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2026-01-05 10:10
Is 28 around the usual age schizophrenia hits?
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@Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 12:51
real “dream omlette” vibes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg0nYhUB7CA
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@fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2026-01-05 13:46
You only need to change a few ingredients for it to be nice. Make it bread dough, and replace the M&Ms with small cubes of cheese. Then replace the “Greek salad” bit with melted cheese.
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@Agent641@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 13:52
I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were strugglingvwith investors and running out of money, so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. When the skates stopped rolling the music stopped. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well. Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can’t talk him back, and walks off, but he’s walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren’t rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that “Firework” song from that American woman singer. There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part. So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn’t sell at a pride fest.
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@BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 14:13
I once had a dream about a “lobster hotdog.” A lobster tail in a buttered hotdog bun. I went to a sports bar that happened to serve lobster tail and had hot dog buns. The waitress willing let me order this culinary sin. On an occasion, I still wake up in a cold sweat with the faint memory of processed bread and shellfish…
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@BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 15:19
Sure, have a pizza before bedtime. Why not?
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@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2026-01-05 21:19
Was it palatable?
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@acme401@lemmy.world 2026-01-05 23:13
I’m high and I still wouldn’t eat that.
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@CoyoteFacts@piefed.ca 2026-01-06 02:59
Oh my god this is a food item that you can get in the game Small Saga (which I highly recommend to all you leftists/queers/others). I assumed it was real and some sort of well-known weird food but actually it’s real and bad on purpose? What a rollercoaster.
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@Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 03:03
Thanks for mentioning it was a data analyst, I would be confused otherwise.
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@plyth@feddit.org 2026-01-06 09:12
Not the real king’s hands without chocolate glazing.
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@ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2026-01-06 13:42
That’s dessert after having Feetloaf for dinner.
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@GhostofBartleby@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 14:37
An example of two things I love eating. On their own. They don’t need to be married.
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@Fedizen@lemmy.world 2026-01-06 17:35
“It came to me in a dream” is a cursed reason to make something IRL.