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Lately, I've been looking for a house in the south of France or the north of Spain. The price is NOT a problem, since I don't intend to buy it. Once my choice will be made, I will go and knock at the door of the house of my dreams. If nobody's home, a locksmith will change the locks and replace the wooden door by a thick iron sheet ; one have to protect his property, right ? If ever the previous owner makes a scandal when coming back from his hard day of work, I will explain calmly but firmly that this house is now mine and that he should quickly look for another one ; as I'm not a monster, I have rented a box and put all his belongings and give him the key. If he calls the police saying I'm a filthy squatter, a thief who used force and tricks to steal his family land, no worry. I will show them a letter in Arab, written in year 807 (in Gregorian calendar) on a parchemin from sultan Haroun-al-rashid, Commander of the Believers, ruler of all muslim world by grace of Allah, granting all the land between Carcassone and the town of Seville in Spain "...to Tarik-ibn-Alma, for all the battles he has won ". Then I will produce the certified genealogical tree of my family, proving I am an offspring of the former If I understand well, this is how things work nowadays, right ? #ThisLandIsMyLand