Post #1088088
2026-04-05 15:18 UTC
Bro thinks CIA gonna be bustin' down Pepsis door
The three letter agencies are the spooks the MIB's the guy's who disappeared Epstein.
You are looking for something more boring like the Health department or department of agriculture.
Replies (3)
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@myrrh@ttrpg.network 2026-04-05 22:54
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@helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 16:06
So the DOA? :D I'd be more surprised if the government didn't fine they guy reporting or require a lawyer to go through layers of bureaucratic nonsense designed to make it so hard to do anything the average person won't bother.
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@MML@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-05 15:44
He's looking for the number to call on the sign that indicates the vending machines are ran by a third party company, then he can talk to a customer service representative after spending over an hour trying to get through the AI support, after providing all his personal information, a video of the incident, and a drop of his blood he'll get a check mailed to him in 6-16 weeks, maybe.