Post #1087984
2026-04-05 09:41 UTC
Also pro tip: don't touch your gf all over when she just got home and greets you while cutting peppers, because she screamed so loud in agony when I touched her clit. It was truly horrible and I still feel shit about it, even though we broke up years ago for other reasons.
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@Treczoks@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 15:00
Also: don't rub your eyes when something itches you...