@YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
Small victories.
2026-04-04 22:16 UTC
Replies (12)
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@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2026-04-04 23:49
Not me. I ate a jalapeno today that was the hottest fucker in the bunch. Forgot to wash my hands. Both my mouth and eyes were on fire. Worth it.
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@Maeve@kbin.earth 2026-04-04 23:50
Gentlewomen are glad you learned not to hurt yourself.
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@Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-04 23:11
I’ve eaten nearly exclusively spicy food for many years and have only been eye spiced once. I generally don’t even wash my hands after, and often touch my face and eyes while cooking because of my hair. It almost feels like a fairy tale to me, the idea of getting eye spiced. Are people irritating their eyes with peppers spicier than serrano, arbol, and pequin peppers or are my eyes just impervious? But I would like some advice for an ongoing issue, I still can’t figure out how to prevent my home from filling with painfully spicy air when I stir fry. Any advice on that front?
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@azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-05 16:07
Don't forget to clean ur hands BEFORE you pee
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@Treczoks@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 07:17
Pro tip: wear gloves while cutting them, at least on the hand used to handle the chilies.
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@thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-04-04 22:20
Face touching sucks, but penis is worse
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@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 2026-04-04 23:03
An old joke, possibly originating from somewhere in the basement of a DuPont facility: How can you tell a chemist apart from an engineer? ... The chemist washes his hands *before* he takes a leak.
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@snooggums@piefed.world 2026-04-05 00:34
I just picked up more nitrile gloves for chopping jalepenos because I didn't wash throughly enough before touching my junk *once*.
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@DarthPub@retrofed.com 2026-04-05 04:46
My god, you are truly a god amongst men.
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@idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-04 22:52
Congratulations! I hope sometime I will have a similar perfect day!
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@wizblizz@lemmy.world 2026-04-04 22:47
No mouth stuff or you're gonna have a bad time.
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@FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2026-04-05 01:15
Life Pro Tip: If they're too spicy, you can soak the cut pieces in water to reduce the heat.