Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why?
2026-04-10 03:11 UTC
Replies (20)
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@sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 2026-04-10 14:06
Those men in here that clearly don’t wipe the piss off your dicks - just know that anyone willing to put their mouth there can TASTE IT later. I’ve never understood not wiping. I have on occasion not washed my hands if the soap available is too harsh because I have incredibly sensitive skin, but I carry hand sanitizer for those times.
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@Batmancer@lemmy.world 2026-04-12 18:06
I wash my hands before touching my doodle, I work in a clinic and I do not want to touch myself with the things I’ve been touching that day even with gloves on.
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@Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-10 22:57
I strengthening my immune system
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@renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 2026-04-10 04:28
The answer is exactly what you think it is: laziness.
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@fermionsnotbosons@lemmy.ml 2026-04-11 02:37
lmao, this whole comment section is hilarious. everyone knows you should only pee and poop in the shower. that way you never have to wash your hands! #WAFFLESTOMP
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@atropa@piefed.social 2026-04-10 05:37
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@Father_Redbeard@lemmy.ml 2026-04-10 12:55
For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y'all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and "oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!"?
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@TachyonTele@piefed.social 2026-04-10 17:29
I like tagging the people that think they have a good reason for not washing their hands. It's fun seeing them in the wild.
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@Coconut1233@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 19:33
I usually do, but when I don't - because I didn't piss on them
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@MrWrinkles@leminal.space 2026-04-10 06:34
I wash the engine grease off first. Then take a load off and sit down. The real question is, "Why do kids pee on the seat?" WHY GOD WHY
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@RBWells@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 13:09
Sometimes I do it before, not after, because UTI. Hands are dirtier than any other part of you, generally speaking. Usually after, but it's just an opportunity to wash my hands in general - I don't really think touching toilet paper to my pussy is going to get my hands dirty. So yeah, I wash my hands because it's a convenient time to do that.
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@fluffy8192@hexbear.net 2026-04-10 20:50
I'm vegan. My poop is actually cleaner than the rest of the world
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@JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 10:38
I have a minor hand washing compulsion, but it's not a germophobia thing. While I would prefer everyone wash their hands after using the bathroom, it doesn't gross me out like some other things, like nose-picking. Lots of excreta aerosolize or otherwise get everywhere. While hand washing is a low bar to improving hygiene, shit is literally everywhere. Want to see something scary (depending on your squeamishness)? Get a 350nm UV flashlight and check out your home. Hell, try it right after you do a deep clean.
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@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 2026-04-10 14:41
A woman noticed her husband coming out of the bathroom without washing his hands, and said "honey that's gross why didn't you wash your hands?" He responded, "well for one, it's not like I peed on myself, and for two, you put the damn thing in your mouth, I think I'll be alright touching it every once in awhile."
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@Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 15:01
https://youtu.be/X29lF43mUlo All yall need to know about washing your hands every fucking time you go to bathroom. And people who use hand sanitizer all the time get sicker more. Killing your immune system.
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@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 18:44
More precisely, why the fuck??
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@Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 2026-04-11 11:56
I eat lunch with literally grease on my fingers.
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@AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-04-10 05:22
I can't speak for myself, but I've seen some children/young teenagers with ADHD being already too focused on what's next. Or they go to the toilet with a handheld gaming console or smartphone to begin with, and never diverted their attention except for the bare minimum required when going to the toilet.
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@MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2026-04-10 03:46
I didn’t piss over my hands.
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@electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2026-04-10 15:41
Who cares? That's half the point of underwear.