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if first crusade was written by minecraft movie writers: alexios: oh shoot! TURKS i gotta call POPE Pope Urban: POPE AND FILLIOQUE!!! alexios: hey pope you got more of them ARMY AND STEEL!!! Pope Urban: GOD WILLS IT! alexios: not exactly what i had in mind peter the hermit: pope so slow i head to QUEEN OF CITIES now to take JERSUALEM hungarian king: man am i so HUNGARY alexios; take them to QUEEN OF CITIES peter the hermit: boo! kilij arslan: FRENCH AND STEEL!!! peter the hermit: losing jockey bishop ardemar: alexios i need to CRUSADE alexios: FILLIOQUE yet you not called orthodox 😂 bishop ardemar: yet you believe in catholic and apostolic church 😂 SEAT OF SAINT PETER!!! bohemond: hey TURK i eat TURK LAVA TURKEY. CRUSADE LAVA TURKEY kilij arslan: i hate french people so i dont care bohemond: help nicaea hard to take alexios; BOATS ON WHEELS!!!!! baldwin: man i wish there was an ARMENIAN HEIRLESS KING thoros: man i wish edessa baldwin: kill him and COUNT OF EDESSA. that's me alright baldwin count edessa. sing a song i love armenia kilij arslan man these french are tough, if only united muslim force fatimid: SIKE!!! SUNNI-SHIA SPLIT!!!! bohemond: okay so i take ANTIOCH alexios: OATH!!! bohemond: lmao oath proceed from the father and the son. FILLIOQUE GOD WILLS IT fatimid: i hold jerusalem bohemond: hold my ethnic cleansing. bohemond's catholic frenchies mystic monk: hey in my hands, LANCE OF LONGINUS bishop ardemar: you fool! 😂 you are not fooling nobody. TRIAL BY FIRE!!!!