Hellooooo Edinburgh!! After dazzling Newcastle, I demanded @rnbwkat book me a royal carriage (okay fine, it was a train, but I made it regal). Latrer, I'll be marching down the Royal Mile like the queen of flamingos I am! Bagpipes? For me. Castles? For me. That suspicious haggis in the window? …also probably for me. Next stop: conquering Arthur’s Seat. (Kat says it’s a hike, I say it’s my throne. Guess who’s right? Guess who will be carrying me?) If you spot a glamorous pink bird flapping dramatically in the Scottish breeze—it’s me, darling. #FlamingoUprising #bsideschicago