Post #1013467

Put on a new-ish t-shirt this morning to find it shrunk in the wash. I overate over Easter meals, yes, but that isn’t it: This shirt isn’t just tight around the proverbial bend, it’s notably shorter, too. Then my dog got into a brief, ever-less-frequent jumpy/barky/bitey mode, and he ripped a tear into the shirt’s hem. GEEZ, I GET IT, UNIVERSE, I’LL CHANGE THE SHIRT.