Post #1012016

My favourite part of the rescue mission was when the pilot snuck into the old farmhouse to escape detection. Thinking it was empty, he switched on the lights and to his horror discovered three women in burqas armed with AK47s. But before he could show them his flying grasshopper technique (he was a triple black belt) by round house kicking all their heads off, they stopped and said in perfect English how they secretly loved America. They then removed their burqas to reveal they were all young and sexy and wearing bikinis adorned with the American flag (their boobs were also massive). The women then offered the pilot a hamburger and their virginity - which he graciously accepted.