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It's bank holiday so husband's doing DIY The big saw is out on the workbench (not a euphemism) Listening for the hierarchy of swearing: 'soapy tit wank' & other choice phrases = something has not quite gone according to plan, this is annoying but not life threatening 'shitshitshit' = investigate, ensure First Aid kit is accessible 'incoherent screaming' = dial 999 immediately dead silence = suspicious #BankHoliday #HappyEaster #DIY