a couple weeks ago I found a bottle of my favorite gin sitting next to the water heater (how??? the gnomes???) and I put it in the freezer to get all frosty and when It happens (you know what It is. It will be on the front page.) I'm gonna enjoy my Bummer & Lazarus. I think we have some of the champagne from the wedding and if I hadn't found the gin I think we probably would crack that. now I don't know what we keep the champagne around for now - tenth anniversary? idk