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*British Satire alert* “Israeli election is exciting battle between Voldemort, Sauron, Darth Vader, Skeletor, Mumm Ra, Mr Burns, Bowser, and Hannibal Lecter” by Laura and Normal Island News @palestine@fedibird.com @Palestine@masto.ai @palestine@lemmy.ml @iran @iraq@mastodon.social @palestinenews@gts.liberated.press @Yemen@mastodon.social “It’s polling day in the only democracy in the Middle East that is carrying out a genocide—and the big question on every Zionist’s lips is: Should we c...
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别管佐助悟没悟反正我悟了，第七班最后活成了一个完整的木叶生态系统： 鸣人是木叶放在台面上想展示给外头看的。穿上火影袍就不能回家相当于一种共产党员死个把亲妈不值得专门回家一趟概念，登基当天被闺女打晕不能去参加自己的登基大典是一种家庭情趣概念。女儿奴这种人设难道没有打动读者的心吗（*wink 佐助是木叶藏起来的那个不能见光的东西。在外头旅游办公一下得了。非要回来计较那些你家土改时期被杀全家的历史遗留问题，大家面子上都下不去，你也不想曝光我们手里你和鸣人的艳照吧。 卡卡西和小樱是木叶的那个代价，核心里撑住木叶的那个东西。一个是累死累活过渡几年，从上任那天就在数着日子等鸣太子登基。退休了偶尔回来一趟还要被太孙指着鼻子直呼其名喊卡卡西，就像喊路边一条狗。一个是带着试管婴儿给木叶当人质，同时还要在医疗部贡献剩余价值，就这么辛苦了，住房公积金还不给按时发放，里里外外于公于私都吃干抹净。读懂木叶怎么对待卡卡西和小樱就读懂了北上广深怎么对待河南人（吃掉那个驻马店人 第七班这个组合，这个分工。内外兼修，里子面子都齐了。 我说各位真的还不如死了算了。 （好的我拔掉路由器插头去做饭吃饭了）
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关于宁次死前一没有用回天弹开攻击二拒绝抢救，公认的说法是这样的：宁次哥在那一瞬间通灵感悟到了后续剧情，于是嗷滴一声给自己拔管了。
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叠加这个用户名“没有狗也没有妻子”喜感加倍 https://g0v.social/@garbage_bluebox_greencart/117479955115857748
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想写一个故事，说的是鸣人接任前木叶爆发下忍抗议，反对最高领导人接班的裙带主义，打破火影师徒世袭制。这时各方会怎么反应呢？卡卡西面临退休是选择保全一世清名还是厉行镇压？境外势力佐助会怎么干预木叶内政？手持太祖纲手“你办事我放心”但目前早就被边缘化的小樱会怎么站队？鹿丸带着一家子白手套又会怎么使用掌握的瑞士银行资金？最后的结局是鸣人驾驶着九对负重轮亲自在火影岩下清场，木叶丸大喊杀学生是要上史书的吗？
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Another item for the bucket list. I’ve walked under a waterfall before, but never did it naked. #bro #muscle #cock #outdoors #public
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Someone complained about Uncle Harry sunbathing nude so the cops showed up. They took him away, but never charged him, and Uncle Harry just had a smile on his face when he got back. Pretty sure the cops couldn’t resist his fat cock. I never could. #daddy #belly #hardon #thick
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Seven inches long and seven inches in circumference. Seems like a perfect cock to me. And all on a muscle daddy who is ready to show you what you need. Is your ass twitching yet? #daddy #muscle #hairy #hardon #thick
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If there is a God in heaven, please let my ass be next one that feels those balls smacking against it. #assfucking #hung #balls #lowhangers
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That’s so polite for my new friend at the cruising spot to give me first dibs. Guess he wanted me to see his best side first. #ass #hole #hairy #hardon #jeans #outdoors
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So comfort doesn’t matter when your hole desperately needs attention. #daddy #bathroom #public #hardon #asshole #spread
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My kind of man. We’re starting immediately with the largest finger. My hole is getting twitchy already. #redneck #otter #hairy #cockring #hung #scruff
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Yeah, who doesn’t want a giant, curved, veiny cock in their face? #hardon #hung #thick #uncut #curved #bliss
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I have no idea who this cuddly bear is, but I really want to find out. #bear #belly #hairy #bathtub #cock #pubes
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Yessir. I do want to bury my nose on those smelly pits. May I please? #otter #hairy #hardon #pits
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Wow. I’d heard that things got a bit crazy during the later years at the Playboy mansion. #daddy #hardon #muscle #silverback
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Life advice
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@jps1069@mastodon.social Right?! He's a god.
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The Trump/Republican agenda, in a headline. www.cnn.com/2026/10/27/e...
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Software may be getting worse, but it used to be horrible Link: https://www.bitlog.com/2026/10/27/software-may-be-getting-worse-but-it-used-to-be-horrible/ Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=50257548